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oysters and champagne
opium and crumpets
Created on 2008-09-30 02:42:52 (#16711239), last updated 2008-11-12
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My name is Ariadne. Most people call me Ari.
I'm an inked up, retro housewife with a stripper pole in her basement.
I'm twenty-two years old. I am the proud mommy to two little munchkins named Bailey and Skylar. Bailey is turning three in November, and Skylar will be two in March. I work for a catering business and I get to eat large amounts of sugar everyday. I love food and I love to cook and bake. Someday I hope to have my own catering business or smart food shop!
My girls, my boyfriend, and my family are my life. I have two older sisters and one younger one. Plus a dad whom I love to death. I'm a daddy's girl and I always will be.
I'm dating a fabulous male specimen named William who I love almost as much as my little girls.
I'm currently in the process of cooking up a third one in my easy bake belly oven. We're unaware if the tadpole has a peanut or a pooter but either way we're super excited! My due date is set for March 4th!


"A stork, he drops it down and then a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby."
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